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fra 9 - jern |
During his physical
yesterday, a man's doctor asked him about his daily activity
level, and he described a typical day this way:-
"Well, yesterday morning, I waded along the
edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of
poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an
aggressive rattlesnake."
Inspired by his story, the doctor said, "You must be some
outdoors man!"
"No," he replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer
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11.01.2012 fra 9 - jern |
A Geordie golfer and his wife walked into a dentist's
reception...
The Geordie said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a
hurry. I have two mates sitting out in my car waiting for us to
go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time
for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and
be done with it! We have a 10:00am tee time at the best golf
course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to
wait for the anaesthetic to work!”
The dentist thought to himself, ‘My goodness, this is surely a
very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using
anything to kill the pain.’
So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"
The man turned to his wife and replied, "Open your mouth Pet,
and show him"!
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