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During his physical yesterday, a man's doctor asked him about his daily activity level, and he described a typical day this way:-

"Well, yesterday morning, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."

Inspired by his story, the doctor said, "You must be some outdoors man!"

"No," he replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer

11.01.2012 fra 9 - jern

A Geordie golfer and his wife walked into a dentist's reception...

The Geordie said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry. I have two mates sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00am tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!”

The dentist thought to himself, ‘My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.’

So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

The man turned to his wife and replied, "Open your mouth Pet, and show him"!